remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have grass duct taped all over my body
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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