so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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