I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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