The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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