4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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