You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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