How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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