too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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