I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just fell off a train. Bad.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The beer is more important than you right now.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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