what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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