Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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