talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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