Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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