He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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