the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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