Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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