dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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