YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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