I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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