some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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