She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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