So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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