I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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