put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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