windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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