Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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