gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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