U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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