youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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