think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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