I'm really into asian looking animals
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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