On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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