You're so nebulous sometimes
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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