I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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