I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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