So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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