Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The struggles of a small town man whore
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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