I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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