covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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