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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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