Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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