so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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