he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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