Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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