Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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