ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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