he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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