You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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