With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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