I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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